Jokes Without Punchlines is a place to find the funniest, most clever and original jokes without punchlines.
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Introduction
A great punchline can make or break a joke, but sometimes the setup is so good that it doesn’t need one. If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out some of these jokes without punchlines.
Jokes that rely on wordplay
Puns are a type of joke that rely on wordplay. They are often used in jokes without punchlines, as the pun itself is the punchline.
Here are some examples of puns:
-Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything!
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the coffee file a police report?
-It was mugged!
Jokes that are self-referential
These types of jokes are usually met with groans, but they can be pretty funny if done well.
Here’s an example:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes that are absurd
These jokes are usually without a point or purpose and are just meant to make you laugh. The humor is often found in the situation or the characters involved.
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Why did the duck cross the road?
-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
-Why did the banana cross the road?
-Why did the boy cross the road?
Jokes that are dark
What’s the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
One’s fun to hit with a spoon.
Why don’t blondes catch colds as often as other people?
Because they have lighter sneezes!
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
They know how to use a Life Raft!
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb, and two others to try and remember how it goes…
Jokes that are sexual
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
Jokes that are racist
Racism is never funny. But unfortunately, some people still think it is. They might even think that making racist jokes is a way to bond with others or be “edgy.” But all it does is alienate and hurt people.
If you’re looking for some laugh-out-loud humor, skip the racist jokes and try one of these instead:
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Jokes that are sexist
These days, it’s not just acceptable but expected for jokes to be sexist. After all, women are the butt of so many jokes anyway, so why not just lean into it? Here are some of the best sexist jokes out there:
Q: What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: A fridge doesn’t moan when you take out the meat.
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: That’s not funny.
Jokes that are homophobic
Some jokes just aren’t funny, and that’s especially true when they center around groups of people who have faced discrimination. Homophobic jokes are one such type of joke that can cause harm and hurt feelings, so it’s important to be careful about the types of jokes you tell. If you’re not sure whether a joke is appropriate, it’s best to err on the side of caution and avoid telling it.
Jokes that are ableist
There are a lot of jokes out there that rely on ableism to be funny. And while some people might not think twice about laughing at them, for others, these jokes can be hurtful andoffensive.
Here are just a few examples of jokes that are ableist:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Ha ha! How funny! But wait, what does this joke have to do with disability? Well, the punchline implies that disabled people are somehow not on the “right” side or not as good as nondisabled people. Not so funny now, is it?
Why did the man with one arm cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
This joke is similar to the one above, except it targets people with specific disabilities. Not only is it making fun of people who have lost limbs, but it’s also suggesting that they are poor and/or less capable than others. Not cool.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair? disabled, handicapped, or special needs? No, you call them a human being just like anyone else!
