Jokes to Pack Up Your Bags

Jokes to make you laugh so hard you’ll be packing your bags in no time. Also, check out our other blogs for more great content.

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Jokes to Get You Started

Here are some hilarious jokes to get you started on your journey. These jokes are clean and family friendly. I’m sure you’ll enjoy them.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There are many different versions of this classic joke, but the basic premise is always the same: a chicken needs to get from one side of the road to the other, and hatches a plan to make it happen. Throughout history, chickens have been known for their cunning and resourcefulness, so it’s no surprise that this little bird has figured out a way to get where it’s going.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-To escape the farmer’s ax.
-To promote world peace.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

How does a rabbi make coffee?

How does a rabbi make coffee?

Hebrews it!

Jokes to Get You Moving

Why did the gym close down?

It just didn’t work out!

How many calories does a snowman burn?

How many calories does a snowman burn?

I don’t know, but I heard it’s enough to make him sweat!

How do you catch a cheetah?

You tie him to a post!

Jokes to Get You to Your Destination

I’m sure you’ve all been there before. You’re standing in line at the airport, waiting to check in for your flight, when the person in front of you turns around and strikes up a conversation. You try to be polite and engage in small talk, but all you can think about is how you wish you were anywhere but there. To help make the time pass more quickly, I’ve compiled a list of jokes that are sure to get a laugh out of even the grumpiest traveler.

How do you throw a space party?

You planet!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

How does a penguin build its house?


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