Need a laugh? Check out our collection of jokes to lighten the mood. From funny one-liners to hilarious stories, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes about work
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Jokes about school
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: What is a scientist’s favorite type of food?
A: A test tube burger with lab fries!
Q: How many moles are in a guacamole?
A: Avocados are fruits, not moles!
Jokes about relationships
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about family
Are you looking for some jokes to lighten the mood? Here are a few that might just do the trick.
Q: Why won’t my kids listen to me?
A: Because I’m not their real father!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Jokes about friends
What’s the best way to describe it when two friends become friends again after a falling out? A re-coupling.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his friend’s house.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
