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The Funniest Jokes
These are the funniest jokes that will make you pee your pants. If you are looking for a good laugh, then these are the jokes for you. From light-hearted to slightly inappropriate, these jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
Short Jokes
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock jokes are a classic type of humor, and there are plenty of them for kids of all ages. If you’re looking for some funny knock knock jokes, we’ve got a few here that will definitely get anyone laughing.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door or what?
Long Jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call a snowman with a ten-foot-long penis? A yeti!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
The Funniest Jokes for Kids
Short Jokes for Kids
Q. What’s the best way to describe it when a cat poops in the sand?
A. A sandy beach!
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door or what?
Long Jokes for Kids
Long jokes for kids are great for older kids who understand more complicated humor and can sit through a longer joke. Here are some of our favorites.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side!
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
