Jokes from the 1920s That Will Make You Laugh – Find out why these old-timey jokes are still funny today!
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Jokes about Women
Jokes about wives
Why did the wife cross the road?
To get to the other husband!
Why is a wife like a mousetrap?
Because she’s always getting into trouble!
How can you tell if your wife is mad at you?
She gives you the silent treatment!
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow!
Jokes about mothers-in-law
Q: What’s the best way to describe a mother-in-law’s love for her son-in-law?
A: It’s like a plant that just needs a little water and sunlight to thrive.
Q: How does a mother-in-law keep her daughter-in-law from driving her crazy?
A: Away from the house as much as possible.
Jokes about Men
In the 1920s, there were a lot of jokes made about men. Some of them were about how men were always working and never had time for their families. Others were about how men were always trying to impress women. Here are some of the funniest jokes from the 1920s that will make you laugh.
Jokes about husbands
Q. What’s the difference between a man and a condom?
A. A condom knows when to stop being stiff.
Q. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
A. Three, if you insist on Dad getting involved.
Q. How are men and parking spots alike?
A. The good ones are always taken, and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely close to the entrance.
Jokes about fathers
1. What’s the best way to keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Change the password to “incorrect.”
2. How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
3. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
4. How are men like parking spaces?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely far away from where you want to be.
5. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don’t have eyes.
Jokes about Children
Jokes about boys
Why did the boy put holes in his bread?
-To let the jam get in!
Why is a young boy like a postage stamp?
-Because he’s often licked, but never post.
What’s a boy’s idea of housework?
-Lugging his bicycle inside.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
Jokes about girls
A little girl was asked by her teacher, “What is the capital of France?”
“F,” she replied.
“And what is the capital of England?”
“I,” she said.
“And what is the capital of Germany?”
“Deutschland.”
Jokes about Animals
Here is a selection of jokes about animals from the 1920s. I hope you enjoy them.
Jokes about dogs
Here are some jokes about dogs that were popular in the 1920s.
-Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-What kind of dog doesn’t bite?
A golden retriever!
-How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
Four, because calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it one!
Jokes about cats
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite color?
A: Purrr-ple!
Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a canary?
A: A grouchy cat!
Q: How does a cat get out of a tree?
A: It uuuuuuuups and leaves!
