A blog full of jokes that English teachers can use in the classroom.
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Table of Contents
Jokes about the English Language
Jokes about grammar
Why do we put letters in envelopes?
Because we want the recipient to get the message!
Why is a verb like a tangled fishing line?
Because it’s easy to get into a conjugation!
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through!
Jokes about vocabulary
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why don’t penguins live in England?
Because they’re scared of Wales!
What do you call a duck that steals?
A robbery duck!
Jokes about punctuation
Punctuation can be a minefield, especially when it comes to the important stuff like commas, apostrophes and full stops. Here are some jokes about punctuation to help you on your way!
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck crossing the road stop in the middle? Because he wanted to take a break!
-Why did the comma go on strike? Because he was sick of being overworked and underpaid!
-Why was the exclamation mark so excited? because he finally had something to exclaim about!
Jokes about English Teachers
Jokes about teaching methods
There are plenty of jokes about English teachers and their methods. Here are a few:
Why did the English teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Because her students were so bright!
What do you call an English teacher who is always smiling?
A happiness coach!
Why was the English teacher fired?
Because she couldn’t teach proper grammar!
Jokes about students
-Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-A: Because they make up everything
-Q: Why did the gym close down?
-A: It just didn’t work out!
-Q.Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through
Jokes about school politics
Why did the English teacher cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the student ask for extra homework?
Because they wanted more work to do!
Why was the teacher staring at the ceiling?
Because she wanted to find out what was holding it up!
