Jokes about Writing is a blog that provides a light-hearted look at the writing process. From struggling to come up with ideas to dealing with writer’s block, this blog will make you laugh while providing some helpful tips.
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Jokes about the English Language
A man was having dinner with a friend and remarked how the food was so good. His friend said, “Yes, everything is good except the writing.” The man said, “What’s wrong with the writing?” His friend replied, “It’s atrocious.”
Jokes about Grammar
Why is good grammar important?
Because it makes people sound intelligent!
Why are there so many rules in grammar?
To make it difficult for foreigners to learn!
Why don’t we just speak in numbers?
2B or not 2B, that is the question…
Jokes about Punctuation
Punctuation mark jokes
Q: Why is a comma called a “comma”?
A: Because it’s a little sentence pause.
Q. Why can’t you trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
Q: Did you hear about the man who got lost in a dark, wooded area and died of hypothermia?
A: He should have used a semicolon; it would have kept him warm.
Jokes about the Writing Process
Jokes about brainstorming
Brainstorming is like taking your brain for a walk.
What do you call brainstorming with a robot?
Robo-storming!
Jokes about editing
Why did the writer cross out her entire novel?
Because she wanted to start from scratch!
Jokes about Writers
Why don’t writers like expiration dates? Because they make food taste better!Why don’t writers like school? Because they’re never allowed to use their imagination!Why did the writer cross the road? Because she wanted to get to the other side!Why don’t writers like ghosts? Because they are not real!
Jokes about creative writers
What do you call a creative writer who doesn’t get paid?
A starving artist.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the plot.
Why did the novelist break up with her boyfriend?
Because he wasn’t her type.
What does a writer do when he’s not writing?
He types.
Why was the chicken such a good writer?
Because she always started from scratch.
Jokes about journalists
Why did the journalist cross the road?
To get to the other story!
Why are journalists like venture capitalists?
Because they both get paid to write off other people’s ideas!
Jokes about Publishing
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the rejection letter. Why don’t writers like editing? Because it’s rewriting. Why don’t writers like arithmetic? Because it’s too much math.
Jokes about agents
Q: How many agents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
Q: How many book editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on how much money the publisher is willing to spend.
Q: Why did the author cross the road?
A: To get to the other manuscript.
Jokes about editors
Why did the editor cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What’s an editor’s favorite type of book?
A best-seller!
Why did the editor go to the eye doctor?
Because she needed a new pair of glasses!
What do you call an editor who falls asleep on the job?
A narcoleptic!
Jokes about Books
Jokes about bestsellers
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street, of course!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pond, of course!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of your blood, of course!
Jokes about classics
Q: What did one literary character say to the other?
A: “I’m so classic, I’ve been around for centuries!”
Q.Why don’t writers like having their books made into movies?
A.Because they can never find enough actors who can read!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite book?
A: “Dracula”, of course!
