Jokes about Women’s Day that will have you laughing out loud. From the classic jokes to the more modern ones, these are sure to make you smile.
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Jokes about Women’s Day
Jokes about being a woman
Why did God create woman?
-Because a man couldn’t have more than one wife!
How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-One to hold the light bulb and one to ask, “What do you think you’re doing?”
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-One. Men will screw anything.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
-Any place without a drive-up window.
Jokes about being a wife
A woman was telling her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is so lazy. He doesn’t even get out of bed until noon.”
“That’s terrible,” her friend said. “What do you do?”
“I used to try to wake him up, but now I just let him sleep.”
Jokes about being a mother
What’s the hardest thing about being a mother?
Byteing your tongue.
How many mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, “Change” is not a four-letter word.
Why don’t mothers get plants for Mother’s Day?
Because they would just die.
How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It varies according to how much you pay them.
Jokes about Men’s Day
Jokes about being a man
There are plenty of jokes about being a man. Here are some of our favorites:
-Why do men always have to be right? Because otherwise they might be wrong!
-How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
-What’s the difference between a man and a condom? A condom knows when to stop.
-How do you know when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and his collar.
-How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three – one to hold the pot, one to hold the lid, and one to stand there and look worried.
Jokes about being a husband
What’s a husband’s favorite flower?
A daisy!
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one – but he’ll need a ladder, some duct tape, and three friends to hold him up and tell him how great he is!
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy!
Jokes about being a father
What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
What’s the difference between men and concrete?
Concrete doesn’t crack under pressure.
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One ….. men will screw anything.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three, one to hold the pan and two others to show off.
