Looking for some laughs? Check out our collection of jokes about the United Kingdom! From Brexit to the Queen, we’ve got you covered!
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Jokes about the UK
The United Kingdom is a country located in the north-western Europe. It is a sovereign state comprising of four countries: England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. The UK is a developed country and has the fifth largest economy in the world. It is also a member of the European Union, NATO, the Council of Europe, the G7 and the G8.
Jokes about the weather
Why is the weather in the UK so bad?
Because it’s closest to Ireland!
Jokes about the monarchy
Q: How does the queen keep her throne?
A: By sitting on it.
Q: How do you know if the queen is online?
A: Her computer is hooked up to a royal-line.
Jokes about the food
Why did the British guy cross the road?
To get to the other side of the road!
Why don’t British people eat breakfast?
Because they’re not awake yet!
Why did the British guy put a clock in his oven?
Because he wanted to be able to roast his chicken by the time!
Jokes about the UK
Jokes about the UK can be quite funny, but they can also be quite offensive. It all depends on who you are telling the joke to and how they take it. If you are telling a joke to someone from the UK, they might not find it as funny as someone from another country.
Jokes about the weather
Why is the weather in the UK so bad?
Because it’s closer to the Arctic than anywhere else in Europe!
Jokes about the monarchy
The monarchy is often the target of jokes in the United Kingdom.
Q: Why don’t they play poker in the Queen’s presence?
A: Because she’s allergic to royal flushes!
Q: Who is the oldest person in the world?
A: The Queen, of course! She’s ninety-two.
Q: What do you call a British person in the summer?
A: Melting!
Jokes about the food
What do you call a British person who doesn’t like tea?
Crazy!
