Jokes about the desert. If you don’t laugh, you’re a cactus.
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Jokes about the desert
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did the cactus cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed.Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side.
Jokes about the heat
Why did the cactus cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the coyote cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the vulture cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about the sand
Why did the chicken cross the desert?
To get to the other side!
Why did the camel cross the desert?
To get to the oasis!
Why did the explorer cross the desert?
To find out what was on the other side!
Jokes about the cacti
Why did the cactus cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about camels
Jokes about their hump
Why did the camel cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How does a camel store fat in its hump?
In reserves!
What do you call a group of camels?
A flock, a herd, or a caravan!
Jokes about their spit
Why did the camel cross the road?
Is it because he was thirsty?
Why did the camel go to the beach?
To get a tan!
Why did the camel wear a sombrero?
To keep the flies off his hump!
Jokes about their smell
Why do camels have hairy humps?
To store fat for times when food is scarce in the desert.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
Why don’t camels like crossing the road?
They’re afraid of getting hit by the cars.
Jokes about desert animals
Jokes about snakes
Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about lizards
Q: What do you call a lizard in the desert?
A: A hot dog!
Jokes about scorpions
What kind of music do scorpions like?
Heavy metal!
What do you call a group of scorpions?
A rock band!
Why did the scorpion cross the road?
To get to the other side!
