Jokes About Stupid People is a blog dedicated to making fun of the less intelligent among us. If you’re looking for a good laugh, this is the place for you!
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Jokes About Stupid People
Jokes about people who can’t read
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
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Get hit by a car!
Jokes about people who can’t spell
Why did the dyslexic man cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the dyslexic devil worshipper cross the road?
Because his spelling was so bad, he couldn’t write “left”!
Why did the dyslexic guy cross the road?
because he wanted to go to Hooters
Jokes about people who can’t math
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through
Jokes About People Who Are Clueless
Why are so many jokes about stupid people? Is it because they’re easy targets? Or is it because we’ve all been there before? Regardless of the reason, we can all enjoy a good laugh at the expense of someone else’s expense. Here are some jokes about people who are clueless.
Jokes about people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re
Q: Why don’t you see much of “you’re” anymore?
A: Because everyone is too busy texting “your” instead!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side… of the spelling bee!
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it was…two tired!
Jokes about people who don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re
Why don’t grammar police like Groupon?
Because they’re always finding deals on there and their sites.
Why was the English teacher cross with the student?
Because he wasn’t capitalizing there, their, and they’re correctly.
How do you make a grammar Nazi happy?
Put an “s” on the end of every word!
Why did the teacher write “the sun doesn’t rise in the west” on the chalkboard?
Because she wanted to make a point!
Jokes about people who don’t know the difference between to, too, and two
Why did the boy go to the store by himself?
Because his mom told him to get bread, milk, and two percent.
