Jokes about States: The Funniest Ones

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of jokes about states. These are the funniest ones we could find!

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Jokes about Alabama

Why did the chicken cross the road in Alabama?
To get to the other side of the road before the duck did.

Jokes about Alabamians

Why are there so many old people in Alabama?

Because it’s a slow state.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Alabama?
To get to the other side of the meth lab.

Why is it called “The Heart of Dixie”?
Because there’s a lot of crime and poverty there.

What do you call an Alabama cheerleader with a brain?
A visitor.


Alaska is a state located in the northwest corner of the United States. It is the largest state in the US by area and has a population of 731,545 as of 2019. The capital of Alaska is Juneau and its largest city is Anchorage.

Jokes about Alaska

Why are there so many Muslims in Alaska?

Because the snow boots they wear are perfect for walking on water!

Jokes about Alaskans

Q: How many Alaskans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Forty. One to change the bulb, and thirty-nine to complain about how much better the old one was.

Q: How do you know an Alaskan is married?
A: He’s wearing a pair of flannel pajamas and a moustache.

Q: What does an Alaskan give his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day?
A: A larger piece of property.


As the sixth largest state in the US, and home to the Grand Canyon, there’s a lot to love about Arizona. But did you know that it’s also home to some of the funniest state jokes around? Here are some of our favourites.

Jokes about Arizona

-Why was Arizona the last state admitted to the Union? Because it was always last in line.
-Why don’t they teach driver’s ed in Arizona? Because everyone who lives there already knows how to drive!
-Why does it never rain in Arizona? Because all the rain goes to California!
-Why are there so many old people in Arizona? Because it’s a Retirement Community!
-What do you call an intelligent person from Arizona? A Californian

Jokes about Arizonans

Why did the chicken cross the road in Arizona?

To get to the other side of the heat wave!

Why don’t Arizonans have intranets?

Because they are too busy surfing the nets!

What do you call an Arizonan with a cell phone?

A heckler!


Arkansas is a state located in the southeastern region of the United States. The state is known for its diverse culture, natural beauty, and hospitality. Arkansas is also home to a number of jokes and funny stories.

Jokes about Arkansas

Why did they cancel the Arkansas state lottery?
Because too many people were winning!

Why don’t they have parking meters in Arkansas?
Because people would rather park in Texas!

Why are there so many Hurricane warnings in Arkansas?
Because if they had Tornado warnings, nobody would take them seriously!

Jokes about Arkansans

Why don’t they serve barbecue in Arkansas?
Because they can’t find a pig that will fit in the oven!

Why is it so hot in Arkansas?
Because Hell is only six miles down the road!

Why did God invent mosquitoes?
To keep the animals from becoming extinct!

How many Arkansans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to turn the ladder!

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