If you’re looking for a laugh, check out our latest blog post about the funniest signs you might see around town!
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Jokes about stop signs
You might see a stop sign that says, “Stop, or we’ll shoot!” If you see this sign, it’s probably best to stop.
Jokes about yield signs
-Why did the yield sign cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the stop sign cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
Jokes about do not enter signs
– “Do not enter” signs are everywhere these days.
– “Do not enter” signs are often ignored by drivers.
– “Do not enter” signs sometimes cause accidents.
– “Do not enter” signs are usually ignored by pedestrians.
– “Do not enter” signs are often funny.
Jokes about handicap parking signs
Handicap parking signs are often the target of jokes, due to their potential for misuse. Here are some examples:
-You might see a sign that says “No Parking Except for Handicapped Vehicles” with an arrow pointing to a motorcycle.
-You might see a sign that says “Handicap Parking – Vehicles Must Be Handicapped” with an arrow pointing to a sports car.
-You might see a sign that says “Handicap Parking – Please Use Other Entrance” with an arrow pointing to a store entrance.
Jokes about speed limit signs
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
