Here are some light-hearted jokes about rum that are sure to put a smile on your face. From pirate jokes to historical puns, we’ve got you covered.
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The Best Jokes
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite rum?
A: Arrrrrrgh!
Q: How does a pirate drink rum?
A: Arrrrgonauts! (from the Greek ‘arrhos’, meaning ‘no throat’)
Q: Why did the pirate go to the doctor?
A: Because he had a sinking feeling!
Q: How much rum can a pirate drink before he’s considered sober?
A: A wee drop!
The Funniest Jokes
1.Why did the pirate order a rum and coke?
Because he wanted a captain and first mate.
2.Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they argh!
3.How does a pirate drink his rum?
By the flagons.
4.Why was the pirate’s rum so strong?
It walked the plank!
5.What do you call a one-eyed pirate’s rum?
A booty call!
The Jokes that will Make You Smile
Q: How does a pirate order his rum?
A: Aye, matey!
Q: Why did the pirate go to the doctor?
A: Arr, I’ve got a scurvy!
Q: What kind of rum does a pirate drink on his birthday?
A: Aye, it’s my birthday, so give me yer best rum!
Q: How does a pirate say goodbye?
A: Arr, mateys!
