If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out these hilarious jokes about project managers. You’re sure to love them!
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The Best Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the project plan!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Agile sprint!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it was sick of being mashed!
Why did the programmer cross the road?
Because that was what was in the requirement document!
Jokes for Any Occasion
Here are some great jokes for any occasion, whether you’re at a party or just want to make someone laugh.
Q: What’s a project manager’s favorite color?
A: Whatever color the Gantt chart is.
Q: How many project managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,000. 1 to hold the bulb and 999 to try and direct the installers.
Q: How can you tell if a project manager is lying?
A: Their lips are moving.
Jokes You’ve Never Heard Before
Q: What do you call a project manager with no technical skills, no people skills, and no business acumen?
A: A consultant.
Q: Why did the project manager cross the road?
A: To get to the other side of the delivery date!
Q: How many project managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he’ll want a team of 20 to do it.
Funniest Jokes
Q: How many project managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they’ll want to make a plan first.
Q: How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that’s a hardware problem!
Q: How many product managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We’ll just add it to the roadmap and ship it in the next release.
Jokes for All Ages
Whether you’re a project manager or you work with one, chances are you can appreciate a good joke about project managers. Here are some of our favorites:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the project plan!
Why did the project manager cross the road?
To get to the other side of the deliverables!
Why did the software development team cross the road?
To get to the agile process!
How many project managers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s unclear – they’ll need to put together a stakeholder analysis first to determine who has a vested interested in the success or failure of the light bulb change.
Have any other good jokes about project managers? Share them in the comments below!
