Jokes About Plants

Jokes About Plants is a blog dedicated to bringing you the best plant jokes from around the web. Whether you’re looking for a laugh or some gardening tips, we’ve got you covered.

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Jokes About Plants

Why did the plant cross the road? To get to the other side! This classic joke is just one of the many jokes about plants that are out there. If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out these plant jokes.

Jokes About Flowers

What did the flower say to the bee?
-Hi, honey!

Why are flowers so happy?
-Because they’re surrounded by bees!

Jokes About Trees

Why did the boy tree hug the girl tree?
Because he liked her trunk!

Why did the oak tree go out with the elm tree?
Because they were in the same forest!

Why was the tree embarrassed?
Because it was caught littering!

Jokes About Vegetables

Q: Why did the celery go out with the prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!

Q: Why are trees excellent listeners?
A: Because they have bark!

Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?
A: Hebrews it!

Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!

Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.

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