Jokes about Pens is a blog dedicated to bringing you the best and funniest jokes about pens. From funny puns to clever one-liners, we’ve got the jokes about pens that will keep you laughing.
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Jokes about pens
Jokes about pen colors
Q: What’s the pen’s favorite color?
A: Blue, of course!
Q: What color is a pen without ink?
A: A pale yellow.
Jokes about pen sizes
Do you know why pens are always so miserable? Because their lives are so short!
How do you make a pen feel better?
Give it a hug!
Jokes about pen brands
There are plenty of jokes about pen brands out there, and we’ve compiled some of the best ones for your enjoyment. So if you’re looking for a laugh, read on!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the ballpoint pen!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the fountain pen!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the pen!
Why did the man cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the pencil!
Jokes about pen use
There are many jokes about how people use pens. Some people say that pens are for signing your name, while others claim that they are for writing love letters. No matter what you use a pen for, there is a joke about it.
Jokes about writing with pens
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. (No one knows why he wanted to get to the other side, he just did.)
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side. (He wanted to get to the other side because he saw a bunch of ducks on that side and he wanted to join them.)
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side. (He wanted to get to the other side so he could bite somebody.)
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side. (He wanted to get to the other side because he saw a girl on that side and he wanted to talk to her.)
Jokes about drawing with pens
Why did the pen have to go to the hospital?
Because it was sick and needed a Point!
Jokes about using pens for other purposes
Pens are great for writing, but did you know that they can be used for other purposes, too? Here are some jokes about using pens for other things:
-I tried using a pen as a toothbrush, but it didn’t work very well.
-I tried using a pen as a knife, but it just wouldn’t cut it.
-I tried using a pen as a fork, but it just wasn’t sharp enough.
-I tried using a pen as a spoon, but it just didn’t hold enough liquid.
-I tried using a pen as a chopstick, but it was just too slippery.
Jokes about pen malfunctions
I was having a terrible day. Everything that could go wrong did. My coffee spilled on my shirt, I couldn’t find my other shoe, and to top it all off, my pen ran out of ink.
Jokes about pens that don’t write
Why did the pen refuse to write?
-It wasn’t in the mood.
Why did the pen have to break up with the pencil?
– Things just weren’t going in the right direction.
Why was the pen arrested?
– It was guilty of writing bad checks.
Jokes about pens that leak
Q: Why did the pen leak all over the place?
A: Because it was too full!
Q: Why did the pen cross the road?
A: To get to the other note-book!
Q: How do you fix a broken pen?
A: With a rubber!
Jokes about pens that run out of ink
Why did the pen run out of ink?
Because it was left out in the park overnight!
