Jokes About Peacocks

Jokes About Peacocks is a site dedicated to finding and sharing the best peacock-themed humor on the internet. If you’re looking for a good laugh, you’ve come to the right place!

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Welcome to our guide to jokes about peacocks!

This guide contains some of the best, most funny jokes about peacocks that we could find.

We hope you enjoy them!

Peacock Jokes

Why did the peacock cross the road?

To get to the other side!

How many peacocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to stand back and say “Wow, that’s really cool!”

More Peacock Jokes

What do you call a peacock in a puddle?

A wet bird!

How do you catch a peacock?

With a net!


And that’s the end of our jokes about peacocks! We hope you enjoyed them and that they brought a smile to your face. If you have any other peacock jokes that you would like to share with us, please leave them in the comments below.

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