Jokes about Ninjas is a site dedicated to, you guessed it, jokes about ninjas. From the clever to the lame, we’ve got all the ninja humor you need!
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Table of Contents
Jokes about being a ninja
What do you call a ninja who only drinks coffee?
A decaf-ninja!
Jokes about being sneaky
Why did the ninja cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why are ninjas so sneaky?
Because they’re always trying to catch people off guard!
Jokes about being a master of martial arts
What did the ninja say when he sneezed?
“Cha!”
Jokes about being a master of stealth
Why did the ninja cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why are ninjas so sneaky?
Because they nin!
Why did the ninja duck behind the door?
Because he didn’t want to be seen!
Did you hear about the ninja who was so stealthy he could steal a kiss from a girl without her even knowing it?
He’s still single.
