Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny jokes about moving. From the trials and tribulations of packing to the joys of finally settling into a new home, we’ve got all the bases covered.
Checkout this video:
Table of Contents
Jokes about Packing
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the house!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pond!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to Thankgiving dinner!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about the Moving Truck
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the moving truck.
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side of the moving truck.
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side of the moving truck.
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road? To get to his new house!
Jokes about Unpacking
What’s the best way to unpack after a move? A) Slowly and carefully, making sure everything is in its place. B) At full speed, throwing everything in the nearest available drawer or cupboard. C) By hiring someone else to do it for you!
How many boxes does it take to move a typical household? A) As many as you can fit in your car. B) As many as you can fit in your house. C) As many as you can fit in your life!
Why is moving such a pain? A) Because it’s hard work. B) Because it’s emotionally draining. C) Because you always end up losing something important in the process!
Jokes about Settling In
Settling into your new home can be a challenge, and it can be even harder if you’re not used to the area. Here are some jokes about settling in that will hopefully help you see the lighter side of things.
What do you call a person who is always moving? A nomad!
Why did the chicken move to the other side of the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the family move to the country? To get away from the rat race!
Why did the couple move to a bigger house? So they could have more space!
Jokes about the New House
Q: What do you call a house with no roof and no walls?
A: A house!
Q. Where do ghosts live?
A. In fright homes!
Q: Whats the most popular wine at a witches party?
A. I don’t know, but it has a really good body!
Q: Why did the haunted house cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
