Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of jokes about men. These jokes are sure to make you laugh out loud.
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Jokes About Men
Why did the man cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the man put his wife in the freezer? To keep her from getting hot! Why did the man put a clock in the trunk of his car? So he could know what time it was!
Jokes about men and their body parts
Why did God create man before woman? because you need a Rough draft before you create a masterpiece!
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One… men will screw anything.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-thru window.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three, one to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.
Jokes about men and their behavior
Why did the man cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the man put his hand in his pocket?
To check for change!
Why did the man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling run down!
Jokes about men and their relationships
Why did the man cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the man go to the doctor?
Because he was ill!
What’s a man’s idea of a romantic evening?
A romantic evening for a man is when he can watch TV, eat take-out food, and scratch his belly all at the same time!
Jokes About Women
Jokes about women and their body parts
-What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.
-What do you call a woman with one brain cell? Sexy.
-How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”
-How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don’t know, it’s never happened.
-How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Men will just screw anything.
-How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.
-How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares!
Jokes about women and their behavior
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One…but she’ll probably just burst into tears and ask her husband to do it.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Jokes about women and their relationships
Why did the woman cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the woman go to the doctor?
Because she was feeling a little sick!
Why did the woman put a mirror in her window?
To make sure she always looked her best!
Why did the woman get married?
Because she wanted a wedding cake!
