Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of jokes about houses! From funny stories about home repairs gone wrong to humorous takes on home ownership, we’ve got plenty of jokes to keep you entertained.
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Jokes About Houses
Jokes about the size of houses
Q: How many Real Estate Agents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes nine to sell you the house.
Q: What’s the definition of a bargain?
A: A house minus the house.
Q: How can you tell if a Realtor is lying to you?
A: His lips are moving.
Jokes about the shape of houses
Why did the house cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the little house go out?
Because it was hungry!
Why did the house fall down?
Because it was weak and feeble!
Jokes about the color of houses
Why did the blue house feel blue?
Because it needed a paint job!
Why did the orange house feel depressed?
Because it needed a Tangerine!
Why did the green house lick the other houses?
Because it was feeling minty!
Jokes About the People Who Live in Houses
A house is only as good as the people who live in it. And these jokes are about those people. The jokes might be about the husband, the wife, the kids, or even the family pet. But they’re all about the people who make a house a home. So if you’re looking for a good laugh, read on.
Jokes about the people who live in small houses
Why did the man build a small house?
Because he couldn’t afford a big one!
Why did the woman build a small house?
Because she wanted to be close to her husband!
Jokes about the people who live in big houses
Why do big houses have so many doors? So that the people who live in them can afford to have more than one car!
Why did the family move into a bigger house? So that the kids could have their own rooms… and so that the parents could too!
How many rooms does a mental hospital have? Just enough for the patients… and one for the staff!
I know a family who live in a really big house. They must be wealthy… or else they’re just hoarders.
Jokes about the people who live in different shaped houses
Q: Why did the man build his house out of cardboard?
A: Because he wanted to live in a box!
Q: Why did the woman build her house out of straw?
A: Because she wanted to live in a haystack!
Q: Why did the man build his house out of sticks?
A: Because he wanted to live in a log cabin!
Jokes About the Things That Happen in Houses
We’ve all had those days where everything that could go wrong, does. The dog makes a mess on the floor, the kids track in mud, and the sink starts overflowing. At the end of the day, we all just want to relax in our homes and forget about the outside world. But sometimes, even our homes can be the source of stress. These jokes about houses will make you laugh, and hopefully help you remember that even on the craziest of days, your home is still your happy place.
Jokes about things that happen in small houses
Small houses are usually easier to take care of than big houses. But sometimes, things happen in small houses that can be pretty funny. Here are some jokes about small houses that will make you laugh.
Q: What’s the difference between a small house and a large house?
A: A small house has walls that talk to each other!
Q: Why did the chicken go into the small house?
A: To get away from the dinosaurs!
Q: What’s the difference between a small house and a haunted house?
A: A small house has a doorbell!
Jokes about things that happen in big houses
If you live in a big house, you probably have a lot of stuff. And if you have a lot of stuff, you probably have a lot of things that happen in your house. Here are some jokes about the things that happen in big houses:
-What do you call a big house with no furniture? A empty house!
-What do you call a big house with no windows or doors? A mansion!
-Why did the chicken go into the big house? To get away from the fox!
-How many ghosts does it take to haunt a big house? Three!
Jokes about things that happen in different shaped houses
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the house!
Why did the duck go into the house?
To get out of the rain!
Why did the mosquito go into the house?
To get away from the fly swatter!