Jokes About Grass: The Funniest Green Jokes – A selection of the funniest green jokes from around the web. If you are looking for a laugh, then look no further!
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Jokes about being high
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the frog cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about smoking weed
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the grass!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the joint!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to your stash!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to his friend’s house… that’s on the other side of the tracks!
Jokes about eating weed
1. Why did the stoner cross the road?
To get to the other side!
2. Why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because they won’t stop to ask for directions!
3. What do you call a pothole full of weed?
A pot-hole!
4. How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three… one to change it, and two to stand around and laugh at him!
Jokes about growing weed
Why does everyone love jokes about growing weed? Because they’re funny! These are the funniest green jokes out there.
Why did the pothead cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the pothead’s house!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did Putin cross the road?
To get to Russia!
Jokes about selling weed
Why does everyone want to buy weed from me?
Because I’m the dealer!
Why did the guy sell his weed for $10?
Because it was some ditch weed!
Why did the guy keep his weed in the freezer?
So he could smoke it ice cold!
Jokes about being caught with weed
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the law!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To buy some weed!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side… of your head!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To get to his stash!
