Funny Jokes About California

If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of funny jokes about California. From Californians themselves to outsiders looking in, there’s plenty of material to work with.

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Introduction

Arizona: The state that makes California look normal.

Q: What do you call a Californian in the winter?
A: A tourist.

The Jokes

Why did the chicken go to California? To get to the other side.Why did the duck go to California? To get to the other side.Why did the mosquito go to California? To get to the other side.Why did the road go to California? I don’t know, but it’s been there for years.

Joke #1

Why did the chicken cross the road in California?
To get to the other side of the traffic jam!

Joke #2

Why don’t Californians trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Joke #3

Q: Why don’t Californians trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny jokes about California. While we may not all live in the Golden State, we can all appreciate a good joke about it. Do you have any favorite California jokes that we didn’t include? Share them with us in the comments below!

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