Jokes About British Accents is a site dedicated to bringing you the best and funniest jokes about British accents. If you’re looking for a good laugh, make sure to check us out!
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Jokes about the Queen’s English
Just what is the Queen’s English? It’s a dialect of English spoken by the upper class in England. And what is that dialect? Well, it’s a bit hard to say, really. The Queen’s English is actually quite difficult to define.
But one thing we can say for sure is that it sounds very posh and refined. If you want to make a joke about someone speaking with a British accent, chances are you’re making a joke about the Queen’s English.
Here are some examples:
Why did the British man cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did all of these animals cross the road? Because they were trying to escape from all of the jokes about British accents!
Jokes about Cockney Rhyming Slang
Cockney rhyming slang is a form of English slang which originated in the east end of London. It uses rhyming words to replace common words and phrases, and is often used in place of profanity. For example, the phrase “I’ll have a pint of snake bite” would be used to mean “I’d like a pint of beer”.
There are numerous variations of Cockney rhyming slang, but some of the most commonly used phrases include:
-Apples and pears: stairs
-China plate: mate
Jokes about Scottish Accents
Why don’t Scotsmen wear kilts in the winter?
Because they’re afraid of getting blown away!
Why did the Scottish man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold, hard cash!
What do you call a Scottish man with a rubber toe?
Jokes about Welsh Accents
‘Welsh people have a reputation for being able to speak English with a very distinctive accent. This can lead to some good-natured ribbing from friends and family members who don’t share the same heritage. Here are some jokes about Welsh accents that will hopefully bring a smile to your face.
Why did the Welshman cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a Welshman with a sense of humor?
Why don’t Welsh people eat Jelly?
Because they can’t pronounce it!
How can you tell if a Welsh person is offended?
They’ll tell you!
Jokes about Northern Irish Accents
Q: How does a Northern Irishman order coffee?
A: Black and wee!