Jokes About Americans is a site dedicated to bringing you the best and funniest jokes about America and Americans. If you’re looking for a good laugh, then this is the site for you!
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Jokes about Americans
Why do Americans always have to add “in bed” at the end of every sentence? Because they are always thinking about sex!
Jokes about American food
Why did the American cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
What do you call an American in the finals of the World Cup?
A referee.
Why don’t Americans trust politicians?
Because they keep saying things like “I promise I won’t spend any more of your tax money on my pet project.”
Why are Americans always thinking about money?
Because they have a quarter for every occasion.
Why are Americans always eating on the run?
Because they’re busy making a living.
Jokes about American accents
Q: Why do Americans have such bad accents?
A: Because they don’t listen to British English speakers!
Jokes about American culture
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side (of the street).
What’s the difference between an American and a yogurt?
Yogurt has culture.
What do you call an American in the finals of the World Cup?
A spectator.
Why are Americans like parking spaces?
Because all the good ones are taken.
Jokes about American politics
Why are American political jokes so popular? Because they’re usually not about American politics.
Jokes about the American president
Q: How can you tell when the American president is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Jokes about the American government
Why don’t they teach driver’s ed and sex ed at the same time? Because they don’t want to mixed up the messages.
Why did the Abercrombie & Fitch model cross the road? To get to the other side of the Hudson River.
Why are American car horns longer than European car horns? So that you can honk your horn while you’re backing up.
Why does the United States have an embassy in Cuba? So that they can keep an eye on Florida.
What do you call an American with a Harvard education and no job? An unemployed American.
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Two – one to screw it in, and one to sue the manufacturer for not making it brighter.
Jokes about American history
Why did the American cross the road? To get to the other side! This joke is a play on the stereotype that Americans are clueless about the rest of the world.
Jokes about the American Revolution
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from town to town?
Because the daylight was getting bad and he didn’t want to be caught out after dark!
What did the colonists drink during the American Revolution?
Liber-tea!
What do you call a group of people who fought for independence from Great Britain?
Patriots!
Jokes about the American Civil War
Why don’t they teach American history in school anymore?
Because it’s too controversial!
What did Abraham Lincoln say to the South?
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of your own crying.
Why don’t Americans know anything about the American Civil War?
Because it was fought by Northerners and Southerners!
Jokes about American stereotypes
There are plenty of jokes out there about Americans and their stereotypes. Some people might find them offensive, but they can also be hilarious. If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out these jokes about American stereotypes.
Jokes about rednecks
What do you call an American who can’t spell?
A redneck!
What do you call an American who doesn’t like pizza?
Un-American!
Why don’t Americans trust politicians?
Because they’re all a bunch of crooks!
Jokes about hillbillies
Why did the hillbilly cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the hillbilly go to the store?
To get some more moonshine!
How does a hillbilly make coffee?
In a outhouse!
Why did the hillbilly put a chicken in his potato salad?
Because he couldn’t find a hard-boiled egg!
Jokes about trailer park trash
Why did the trailer park trash cross the road?
To get to the other trailer park!
