A collection of the funniest jokes about being white. If you’re looking for a laugh, look no further!
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Introduction
Why did the white man cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the white woman cross the road?
To get to the salon!
Why did the white kid cross the road?
Because his parents told him to!
Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the duck cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the mosquito cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the banana cross the road?Because he was sick of being mashed!Why did the boy cross the road?To get to the other side!
Yo mama so white she uses Clorox as deodorant
Q: Why don’t blondes catch colds as often as other people?
A: Because they have lighter sneezes!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Q. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack and an eight-foot penis?
A. Frosty the Snowman
Yo mama so white she uses milk as sunscreen
Yo mama so white she uses milk as sunscreen!
Yo mama so white she bleaches her teeth with bleach
Yo mama so white she bleaches her teeth with bleach. Yo mama so white she uses Miracle-Gro for cocaine. Yo mama so white she gets sunburned from a black light.
Conclusion
These are just a few examples of the many different types of roast you may encounter.Keep in mind that there is no right or wrong answer when it comes to preference — it’s all about what you like. Experiment with different roasts and brewing methods to find your perfect cup of coffee.
