Looking for a good laugh? Then check out The Funny Your Momma Jokes Book. This book is packed with hilarious jokes that will have you and your friends rolling on the floor. So don’t wait any longer, order your copy today!
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Table of Contents
Introduction
From the Bestselling author, comes The Funny Your Momma Jokes Book. This book is full of hilariously funny your momma jokes that will have you in stitches!
Your momma’s so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says “one at a time, please”!
Your momma’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Your momma’s so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
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Momma Jokes
contains an extensive collection of the funniest jokes about mothers that you will ever come across. If you are looking for a laugh, then this is the book for you. Whether you are a son or daughter looking to make your mom laugh, or you are a mom yourself looking for a good chuckle, this book has something for everyone.
Jokes about Momma’s cooking
Q: Why did Momma cross the road?
A: To get to Popeyes!
Q: Why did Momma go out on a date with a banana?
A: Because he was her type!
Q: How does Momma like her coffee?
A: With cream and sugar!
Jokes about Momma’s clothes
Why did Momma go out in her Sunday best?
To show the neighbors she could dress up, too!
Jokes about Momma’s house
Momma’s House jokes are some of the best jokes around. Here are some of our favorites:
Q: What’s the difference between a tornado and Momma’s house?
A: A tornado has a window to let in some air.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to Momma’s house!
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Momma.
Momma who?
No one knows, she never calls ahead!
Momma Insults
Jokes about Momma’s intelligence
These momma jokes are insulting—but in a funny way! If you want to roast your momma in the most hilarious way possible, then check out these 35 funny momma intelligence jokes.
-Your momma is so stupid, she thinks Gordie Howe is an Elvis Presley song.
-Your momma is so stupid, she tripped over a wireless network.
-Your momma is so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
-Your momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her forehead because she wants to make up her mind.
-Your momma is so stupid, she stole free bread.
-Your momma is so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Jokes about Momma’s appearance
These jokes are all about how Momma looks. They might not be the nicest things to say, but they’ll definitely make you laugh.
-Your Momma’s so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people run after her yelling “taxi!”
-Your Momma’s so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th!
-Your Momma’s so fat, when she went to the movies, everyone thought she was the screen!
Jokes about Momma’s hygiene
Here are some Mom jokes about hygiene. Just because your Mom loves you, doesn’t mean she won’t make fun of your personal hygiene habits.
-Your momma is so hairy, she shaves her legs with a weed whacker.
-Your momma is so hairy, she uses a Brillo pad to exfoliate her face.
-Your momma is so hairy, she has to use conditioner before she can use deodorant.
-Your momma is so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet.
-Your momma is so hairy, when she wears a bathing suit, it looks like a Yeti attacks beach goers.
Momma’s Wisdom
If you’re looking for a good laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. This book is full of funny your momma jokes that will have you rolling on the floor. But there’s more to these jokes than just entertainment. You can also find some words of wisdom from mothers around the world. So whether you’re looking for a good laugh or some sage advice, this book is for you.
Jokes about Momma’s sayings
Here are some hilarious jokes about all the crazy things our Mommas used to say to us!
Q: What did Momma always say about getting dressed?
A: “You can’t go out in public looking like that!”
Q: What did Momma always say about eating too much?
A: “Don’t stuff your face, you’ll get fat!”
Q: What did Momma always say about talking back?
A: “If you have something smart to say, save it for when your father gets home!”
Jokes about Momma’s advice
1. Momma always said, “Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today.”
2. Momma always said, “A stitch in time saves nine.”
3. Momma always said, “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.”
4. Momma always said, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
5. Momma always said, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”
6. Momma always said, “Honesty is the best policy.”
7. Momma always said, “A penny saved is a penny earned.”
8. Momma always said, “Easy come, easy go.”
9. Momma always said, “Some things are just too good to be true.”
10. Momma alwayssaid,”You can’t judge a book by its cover.”
Jokes about Momma’s warnings
Momma always knows best. She has a way of seeing things that we don’t, and she’s always looking out for us – even when we don’t realize it. With her years of experience, Momma has a lot of wisdom to share. And sometimes, that wisdom comes in the form of a joke.
Here are some funny jokes about the things Momma has warned us about:
Don’t touch that stove, you’ll burn yourself!
Momma always said Touch that stove once, you’ll never do it again.
Don’t put your fingers in your nose, you’ll get worms!
Momma always said Your fingers may go in, but the worms will never come out.
Don’t sit too close to the television, you’ll ruin your eyesight!
Momma always said The closer you sit, the blurrier it gets.
Conclusion
It’s clear that the funny your momma jokes book is a classic for a reason. It’s filled with hilarity and lighthearted fun. If you’re looking for a good laugh, this is the book for you.
