10 Funny Jokes About How Hot You Are

You’re so hot, you could melt the polar ice caps! Check out these 10 funny jokes about how incredibly hot you are.

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Joke #1

How hot are you?

I’m so hot, I make the sun sweat.

##Joke #2
How hot are you?

I’m so hot, I could turn a snowman into a puddle.

##Joke #3
How hot are you?

I’m so hot, I could make a rock melt.

##Joke #4
How hot are you?

I’m so hot, I could make water boil just by looking at it.

##Joke #5
Howhot are you?

Im sohot, the temperature rises when Iturn the lights off in myroom.

Joke #2

How hot are you?

I’m so hot, I could roast a marshmallow on myself.

Joke #3

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

Joke #4

You’re so hot, the sun has to wear sunglasses when it shines down on you!

Joke #5

5. I’m not saying you’re hot, but the sun orbits around you.

Joke #6

“You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.”

Joke #7

You’re so hot, when I look at you my plants die.

Joke #8

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!

Joke #9

Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

Because they don’t have time!

Joke #10

You’re so hot, even the sun needs sunglasses when it’s around you.

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