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Yo Momma So Old…
Yo momma is so old that she knew Burger King when he was a prince. Yo momma is so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo momma is so old that her birth certificate says expired on it.
She has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Your momma is so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
She knew Y2K was a problem
Yo momma so old, she knew Y2K was a problem!
She was a waitress at the Last Supper
Yo momma’s so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo Momma So Old…
Yo momma so old that her social security number is 1! Yo momma so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
She has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo Momma So Old…
-She has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
-The little hand on her watch goes around more than once a day.
-You have to dust the cobwebs off her to see her.
-She knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
-She called the police to report that her TV was stolen…and they asked her how she liked the new one.
-Her Birth certificate says “expired” on it.
– People call 911 when they see her jogging.
-Her memory is in black and white and it’s an old really old TV with no remote.
– When she sneezes, dust comes out.
– When she yawns, she dislocates her jaw.
She knew Y2K was a problem
Yo momma so old she knew Y2K was a problem!
She was a waitress at the Last Supper
Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
