Funny Yo Mama Jokes: So Fat They’re Funny

Looking for some funny yo mama jokes? We’ve got you covered! These fat jokes are so funny, they’re sure to get you laughing out loud.

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Introduction

Welcome to Funny Yo Mama Jokes: So Fat They’re Funny. This book is a collection of jokes about mothers who are so fat, they’re funny. If you are looking for a good laugh, this is the book for you.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Laughing is good for your health, after all.

Yo Mama Jokes

You have probably heard a “yo mama” joke before. They are usually pretty funny, and they can be even funnier when they are about someone’s mother being very overweight. In this article, we are going to take a look at some of the funniest yo mama jokes that are sure to make you laugh.

So fat…

So fat, she has to use a professional excavator to shave her legs. So fat, she went to the circus and sat NEXT to the elephant. So fat, when she walked out in high heels, everyone thought there was an earthquake. So fat, she needs a GPS to find her boobs. So fat, her blood type is Ragu. So fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. So fat, when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time please”. So fat, when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. So fat…she’s my sister!

So ugly…

So ugly…
-Your mama’s so ugly, she looks like she’s been hit by a truck.
-Your mama’s so ugly, she looks like a before picture in a beauty contest.
-Your mama’s so ugly, she makes onion bags look good.
-Your mama’s so ugly, even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her.
-Your mama’s so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras

So stupid…

Yo mama is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and thought she had bought 25 minutes of parking.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought communism was a mental illness.

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny yo mama jokes! While some of these jokes might be a little bit mean, they’re all in good fun. If you need a good laugh, be sure to check out our other collections of jokes, including our collections of knock knock jokes and math jokes.

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