Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny WWII jokes. From Hitler jokes to Mussolini jokes, we’ve got ’em all.
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Jokes about the Military
The following jokes are funny because they are based on truths about the military that are usually not spoken about openly.
Q: What do you call a Military Intelligence Officer who can actually intelligence?
A: A Unicorn.
Q: Why is an Army officer like a software program?
A: Because they both have their heads up their @$$es!
Q: How many Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he’ll need the entire chain of command to give him permission to do it.
Jokes about the War
There are plenty of jokes about the War. Here are a few of our favorites:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Nazi line!
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
Because he got the gas bill!
What do you call a German tank with a three-mile range?
A target!
Jokes about Rationing
Rationing was introduced in the UK on 8 January 1940 to ensure that everyone had a fair share of essential foods during WWII. The first items to be rationed were sugar and bacon, followed by butter, cheese, eggs, meat, tea and cooking fat. People were issued with ration books which they had to show when buying food.
Here are some jokes about rationing that people used to make to help them laugh during tough times:
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black market butcher!
-What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a bucket of water? Bob.
-Why is life like a tin of peas? Because it’s better with carrots!
-Why did the bread roll down the hill? Because it was buttered!
-What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a bucket of chicken soup? Stew
Jokes about the Enemy
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Reich!
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got wind of the Allied advance!
What do you call a tank with a 20mm cannon?
A optimist!
What’s the difference between an Englishman, a Frenchman and a German soldier?
An Englishman walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer. A Frenchman walks into a bar and asks for a glass of wine. A German soldier walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of schnapps.
Jokes about Life in the Military
Whether you are in the Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard or Air Force, you will be able to relate to these military jokes.
Q: How do you play war in the Navy?
A: You sink all the Battleships.
Q. What does an Air Force pilot do when he pulls up to a stoplight on his motorcycle?
A. He gives a quick salute before zooming off.
Q: How many privates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes him a really long time. And he complains the whole time about how much easier it would be if he had some help.
