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The Best of the Best Funny Wow Jokes
We all know that World of Warcraft is a very serious game. But sometimes, you just need to take a break from all the seriousness and have a good laugh. That’s why we’ve collected some of the funniest WoW jokes out there. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the laughter.
The top 10 funniest Wow jokes
We’ve compiled a list of the top 10 funniest Wow jokes to get you laughs.
1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the raid boss.
2. How many hunters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One… but it takes ten minutes to track down the light bulb.
3. Why did the paladin cross the road?
To get to the other side of the battleground.
4. How many warlocks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One… but it takes two minutes to summon the light bulb.
5. How many Death Knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five… One to screw in the light bulb and four to mourn its death.
6. How many priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes nine mana potions to keep the light going.
7. How many rogues does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two… One to screw in the light bulb and one to sap all of its power so it’s really dim.
8. How many shaman does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three… One to earthbind the old lightbulb, one to call forth the elements to install the new one, and one Whether or not your friends will still be laughing by joke’s end is another question entirely–but at least you’ll have given them something good (or bad)to think about along their way!
The top 5 funniest Wow jokes
5. Q: Why did the Forsaken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
4. Q: How does a Taurenhide his car keys?
A: On the hoof!
3. Q: How does a Night Elf strike fear into his enemies?
A: He gives them the silent treatment!
2. Q: What’s a Draenei’s favorite fruit?
A: Grapes of Wrath!
1. And the number one funniest Wow joke is…Q: Why don’t Trolls make very good drivers?
A: Because they’re always flipping other cars off!
The Funniest Wow Jokes
The top 10 funniest Wow jokes
1.Why did the Alliance cross the road?
To get to the other side!
2.Why did the Alliance cross the road?
To get to the Horde!
3.How does a Tauren warrior Rend his foes?
By using his Moo-stache!
4.Why is Uther Lightbringer called that?
Because he’s a light in the Darkness!
5.What does an Orcish shaman say when he casts a Lightning Bolt?
“Ooom, crackle BOOM!”
6.What is a Night Elf’s favorite food? Moonberry pie, of course!
7.Why are Gnomes so good at engineering? Because they have small hands and can fit into small spaces! 8.What’s a Worgen’s favorite food? Rawrbeefsteak, of course!9.Why are Kul Tiran Humans so good at fishing? Because they have big boats and can go out to sea!10.Why are Dwarves so good at mining? Because they have many years of experience and know where to find the best veins of ore!
The top 5 funniest Wow jokes
1. What’s the best way to describe a WoW player? A person who is willing to spend hours upon hours in front of a computer screen, performing monotonous tasks for no apparent reason.
2. Why did the Tauren cross the road? To get to the other side of the accountants!
3. How many Alliance players does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can’t figure out how to get to the top of the ladder.
4. How many Horde players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes him three days because he has to stop and ask for directions every five minutes.
5. What’s the difference between an Alliance player and a piece of cheese? One’s moldy and smelly, and the other is a Versus character.
