10 Funny Jokes from the Women’s March

Wondering what the Women’s March was all about? Check out these 10 funny jokes from the event to get a taste of the feminist fervor.

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Joke #1

“I’m not usually one for marches, but I really wanted to get out and show my support for our new president.” -Chelsea Handler

“I do want to say congratulations Mr. President. I did not vote for you, but I am still proud of you. Because remember, Hillary tried, best she could.” -Margaret Cho

“I’m here today because I love my country and this is my democracy, my America. And I’m not going to give up on it, no matter how dark and scary it gets.” -Tiffany Haddish

“Dealing with a man like Donald Trump — we’re gonna have to put our game faces on.” -Wanda Sykes

“Women’s rights are human rights.” -Rosie Perez

“But we cannot elect a man who brags about assaulting women to the highest office in our land!” -Lena Dunham

“We’re not going back! We’re going forward!”-Cecily Strong

“There’s been a lot of talk about whatdonaldtrumpmeansforour country. But this is what he means for me — he’s the an!!! face of every unreasonable, self-centered,regressive belief that women are somehow ‘less than’ men.”-Kate McKinnon

“What an incredible time to be alive right now. Just remember that progress take time and sometimes two steps forward means one step back but always continue moving towards your goal.” -Ashley Judd

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #3

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything

Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out

Joke #4

Why couldn’t the feminist cross the road?

Because she didn’t have the right to choose.

Joke #5

When they go low, we get high.

Joke #6

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was…two tired!

Joke #7

7. I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my freedom.

Joke #8

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the opioid crisis.

Joke #9

“I’m not saying lets go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.” – bumper sticker seen at the Women’s March

Joke #10

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.

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