Funny Wolf Jokes: Howl-arious Laughter for Everyone

If you’re looking for some good, clean fun, then you’ve come to the right place. Funny Wolf Jokes has the best selection of wolf-related humor on the internet. Whether you’re a fan of canines or not, we guarantee you’ll howl with laughter at our jokes.

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Wolves are one of the most popular animals in the world, and they have been featured in many stories, movies, and jokes. If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of funny wolf jokes. We’re sure you’ll howl with laughter!

History of the Wolf

The wolf is a mammal of the family Canidae, a group that includes dogs, coyotes, jackals and foxes. The wolf is the largest member of the family, with males averaging between 80 and 115 pounds, and females 75 to 85 pounds. Gray wolves range in color from nearly white to black, but most are shades of gray in various patterns. They have long legs, big feet and a bushy tail. In the wild, wolves typically live 10 to 12 years old, but can live as long as 16 years.

The best known subspecies is the gray wolf (Canis lupus), which inhabits North America, Europe, Asia and North Africa. It is the most common wolf in North America and its popularity has made it one of the most recognized animals in the world. Other subspecies include the red wolf (Canis rufus), found in North America; the Ethiopian wolf (Canis simensis), found in Ethiopia; and the maned wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus), found in South America.

Wolves are social animals that live in packs of six to ten individuals. The pack is a family unit consisting of a breeding pair (the alpha male and female) and their offspring. The size of a pack’s territory depends on prey availability, but it can range from 50 square miles for a small group of wolves living in an area with abundant prey to more than 3,000 square miles for a large group living in an area with scarce prey.

Wolf Jokes

What do you call a wolf with no legs?
A groundhog!

What do you call a wolf with no legs and no arms?
A cooked goose!

How do you stop a charging wolf?
Take away his credit card!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the joke!

Wolf Puns

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing? A lamb chops!

Why did the wolf cross the road? To get to the other side!

What’s a wolf’s favorite food? Mutton!

What do you get when you cross a wolf and a skunk? A stink bomb!

Why did the wolf go to the movies? To see the latest lamb chop flick!


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny wolf jokes! If you have any other great jokes that we haven’t included, then please share them with us in the comments section below.

And if you’re looking for more jokes to make you howl with laughter, then why not check out our other animal joke articles, including our hilarious Mammoth jokes, or these particularly punny Dinosaur jokes!

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