Looking for some laughs to help you get through the Winter Olympics? Here are some of the funniest jokes about the Games that we could find!
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Introduction
The 2018 Winter Olympics are upon us! If you’re like most people, you’re probably not that into sports. But that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the games! Here are some funny winter Olympic jokes to help you get through the next two weeks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the 2018 Winter Olympics!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the 2018 Winter Olympics!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the 2018 Winter Olympics!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road? To get to school! Why didthe girl crossthe road? To go shopping! Why didthe mancross road? He was going to work!
Winter Olympic Jokes
If you’re like me, you’re probably glued to the Winter Olympics right now. And if you’re like me, you’re also probably in dire need of some laughs. Thankfully, the internet has provided us with a plethora of Winter Olympic jokes. Here are a few of my favorites.
Figure Skating Jokes
What do you call a figure skater with no arms or legs?
A graphical user interface.
Why do figure skaters always travel in pairs?
Because it’s too difficult to skate alone!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the rink!
Skiing Jokes
Skiing is a popular Olympic sport, so it’s only natural that there are plenty of skiing jokes out there. Here are a few of our favorites:
Q: Why did the skier cross the road?
A: To get to the other slope!
Q: What’s the best way to describe skiing?
A: Rolling in snow…with sticks!
Q: How do you know a skier is lying?
A: His lips are moving!
Bobsledding Jokes
Bobsledding may not be the most popular winter sport, but it’s definitely one of the most fun to watch. And, if you’re a fan of bobsledding, then you’re sure to love these bobsledding jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between a bobsledder and a crashed airplane?
A: A bobsledder knows when to pull the rip cord!
Q: How do you stop a bobsled?
A: You turn it off at the end of the track!
Q: What do you call a bobsledder with a cold?
A: A sledneck!
Curling Jokes
Why did the curler cross the road?
To get to the other end of the rink!
Why did the curler put his broom in the refrigerator?
To keep it fresh!
Why is curling like a soft drink?
Because it’s best enjoyed with a friend!
Conclusion
Now that you know a little bit more about the Winter Olympics, you can impress your friends with your knowledge – and make them laugh with your jokes. So enjoy the games, and don’t forget to have fun!
