Laugh your way through the coldest months with these funny winter jokes. From snowman puns to winter wonderland wordplay, these jokes will keep you smiling all season long.
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Jokes
Short jokes
Q: Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend?
A: She left him for a snowblower.
Q: How does a snowman get to work in the morning?
A: By icicle!
Q: How much does it cost to go see Santa Claus?
A: Nothing, it’s free! But you do have to pay to get in and see the elves.
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Long jokes
Why did the snowman smile?
Because he knew spring was just around the corner!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
How does a snowman get to work in the morning?
By icicle!
What do you call a snowman with a cold?
A Snow Cone!
Puns
If you’re looking for some funny winter jokes to keep you laughing all season long, look no further! We’ve got a selection of puns that will have you rolling on the floor. From snowman jokes to reindeer jokes, we’ve got something for everyone.
Short puns
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Long puns
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you call a yeti with a fever?
A hot-foot!
Why are penguins good at basking in the sun?
Because they have inherited good con-stalks!
How does a snowman get to work in the morning?
By icicle!
What does Frosty the Snowman put on his cereal? Snow flakes!
Riddles
Short riddles
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
Why did the snowman cross the road? To get to the other side!
How many snowmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it has to be a very big lightbulb!
Long riddles
Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To talk to the other side.
Q: Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
A: Because he was a little horse!
Q: How do you catch a cheetah?
A: You tie him to a post!
Q. Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
A. The koala does not have very good aim.
