The Funniest Windmill Jokes You’ve Never Heard

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of the funniest windmill jokes you’ve never heard. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got you covered.

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Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This classic joke is just one of the many funny jokes about windmills that you’ve never heard.

Joke #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Joke #2

Q: How does a windmill know it’s time to wake up in the morning?

A: It opens its eyes!

Joke #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

punchlines

Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side.Why did the duck cross the road?To get to the other side.Why did the mosquito cross the road?To get to the other side.Why did the banana cross the road?Because he was sick of being mashed.Why did the grape cross the road?Because he was sick of being stomped.

punchline #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

punchline #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side

punchline #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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