Funny Wind Jokes to Make You Smile

A blog dedicated to the funniest wind jokes. If you need a good laugh, this is the place to be.

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Windy days are the perfect time to tell jokes! Here are some of our favorite jokes about wind.

Q: What’s the best way to avoid a gust of wind?
A: Duck!

Q: Why did the tree go out with the wind?
A: Because it was blowing!

Q. Where does the wind go when it’s not blowing?
A. Nowhere, it just blows!

The Best Wind Jokes

What do you call a windy day?

A blustery day! Get it? Blustery… because it’s windy! We know, we know. But whether you think this joke is funny or not, there’s no denying that windy days can be a pain. Especially if you’re trying to get somewhere in a hurry and the wind keeps blowing you back. Or if you’re trying to keep your hair looking good and the wind just ruins it.

But we’re here to look on the bright side of things. So instead of complaining about the wind, why not have a little fun with it? After all, it is one of the most powerful forces on Earth. Just ask anyone who’s ever been caught in a hurricane or tornado. Or even a gust of wind strong enough to knock over a tree.

So next time you’re feeling frustrated by the wind, take a deep breath and try to see the lighter side of things with one of these funny wind jokes.

A blustery day!

Why did the wind go to the spa?

To get a blow dry!

Why don’t you see wind blowing in the movies?

Because it’s not screenworthy!

Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane?

Because he was too intense!

Where do ghosts go on vacation?


What’s the best way to avoid a gust of wind?

By staying grounded! Get it? These wind jokes will have you rolling in laughter while they blow you away.

By staying indoors!

Q: Why don’t they have wind chimes in the UK?
A: Because they’re afraid of the prophecy!

Q: Why don’t they have wind chimes in tornado alley?
A: Because they might attract a twister!

Q: How do you keep a kite from flying away?
A: You tie it to a

What does the wind say to the trees?

Leaf me alone!

“Don’t leaf me here!”

Q:Why did the leaf turn red?
A:Because it saw the wind!

Q: How do you make a wind instrument sound sad?
A: You blow into it.

Q: What school subject is the wind good at?
A: Blowing!


We hope you have enjoyed our collection of funny wind jokes! Be sure to share them with your friends and family, and don’t forget to roast some marshmallows while you’re at it!

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