Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny White Claw jokes that you haven’t heard yet! From clever puns to irreverent humor, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes
Jokes about White Claw
-Why did the White Claw disappear?
-Because it was last seen at a frat party!
-Why did the White Claw get banned from the party?
– Because it was caught spike-ing the punch!
-How many White Claws does it take to make a dent in your wallet?
-All of them!
Jokes about being hungover
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the bottom of the White Claw can.
-Why did the duck cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the bar.
-How many limes does it take to make a White Claw?
-Three, one to pucker up, one to lime up, and one for a chaser.
-Why did the man cross the road?
-To get to his beer before it got warm.
Jokes about getting drunk
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the drunk guy!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the drunk guy!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the drunk guy!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did crossing guard cross the road?
To get to his job!
Memes
If you’re looking for some hilarious White Claw memes, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve gathered some of the funniest ones we could find so you can have a good laugh. Let’s get started.
Memes about White Claw
If you’ve been on the internet lately, you’ve probably seen a meme or two about White Claw. The hard seltzer brand has taken over the internet, with people proclaiming their love for the drink and joking about its “addictive” properties.
Here are some of the funniest White Claw memes we’ve seen so far:
“Just because I like White Claw doesn’t mean I’m an alcoholic.”
“Today, I am grateful for White Claw.”
“I’m not an alcoholic, I just really like White Claw.”
“White Claw is my spirit animal.”
“One does not simply walk into a store and buy just one White Claw.”
Memes about being hungover
There’s nothing funnier than a good hangover meme, and these White Claw memes are some of the best. If you’re looking for a good laugh, you’ve come to the right place.
1. “I’m not hungover, I’m just dehydrated from all the tears I cried last night.”
2. “I don’t normally drink, but when I do, I drink White Claw.”
3. “White Claw is the best hangover cure.”
4. “Waking up hungover is like having a headache and a broken heart at the same time.”
5. “Hangovers are like kids: you never know when they’re going to show up or how long they’re going to stay.”
6. “A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
7. “Hangovers are like snow days: you enjoy them at the time, but then you realize how much work you have to make up.”
8. “My head hurts, my stomach is in knots, and all I can think about is how much I regret drinking last night.”
Memes about getting drunk
There are plenty of memes about getting drunk, but these White Claw ones are particularly funny. If you haven’t seen them yet, you’re in for a treat.
– “When you’re trying to act like you don’t care but also want everyone to know you’re drunk.”
– “How I feel when I’m trying to climb into bed after a night of drinking.”
– “Trying to sober up before my boss gets here.”
– “When someone asks if you’re sure you want another drink.”
– “Me after one beer vs. me after four beers.”
Tweets
If you’re anything like me, you love a good White Claw joke. There’s something about the refreshing taste of White Claw that just makes me laugh. Here are some of the funniest White Claw jokes I’ve seen on Twitter.
Tweets about White Claw
-Why did the bird drink White Claw instead of beer?
-To avoid getting feathers in his beer!
-Why did the chicken drink White Claw instead of water?
-To avoid getting wet!
-Why did the duck drink White Claw instead of juice?
-To avoid getting drunk!
Tweets about being hungover
1. “Waking up hungover is like trying to piece together a puzzle when you’re still drunk.”
2. “Hangovers are like getting stabbed in the head repeatedly with a dull knife.”
3. ” Hungover = feeling like death but refusing to die.”
4. “A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
5. “A hangover is just dehydration crying.”
Tweets about getting drunk
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“I’m not saying that I want to get drunk, but I’m also not saying that I don’t want to get drunk.” – Unknown
“Getting drunk is like borrowing happiness from tomorrow.” – Unknown
“I’m not saying I have a drinking problem, but I do have a problem when I don’t drink.” – Unknown
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw
“Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.” – Thomas de Quincey
