Welding is often seen as a serious and dangerous profession. But it can also be funny! Check out our collection of the funniest welding jokes you’ve never heard.
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Introduction
What do you call a welder who’s always telling jokes? A funny welder!
If you’re looking for a good laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. We’ve compiled a list of the funniest welding jokes that we could find. So grab your welding helmet and get ready to laugh!
The Funniest Welding Jokes
Welding is a dangerous profession. It’s important to always be aware of your surroundings and to take all the necessary safety precautions. But it’s also important to have a sense of humor. After all, laughter is the best medicine. So, without further ado, here are the funniest welding jokes you’ve never heard.
What do you call a welding machine that doesn’t work?
A welding machine that doesn’t work is called a “dud.”
Why did the welder go to the doctor?
Why did the welder go to the doctor?
I’m not sure, but I heard it has something to do with his welding mask.
How do you make a welding machine laugh?
By tickling it with a welding rod!
Get it? Welding… tickling… welding rod…
Anyway, if you’re looking for a good laugh, here are some of the funniest welding jokes we’ve heard. Enjoy!
Why did the welder cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the welding machine go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a littlecurrent!
Why did the welder take a shower before he started working?
Because he wanted to be clean….metal!
Conclusion
Welder: Hey man, want to hear a construction joke?
Worker: Sure, buddy. Let’s hear it.
Welder: Why don’t they teach drivers ed in jail?
Worker: I don’t know. Why?
Welder: Because that’s where all the idiots go!
