Funny Weekend Jokes to Make You Laugh

It’s the weekend, so why not start it off with a few laughs? Check out our collection of funny jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud.

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Joke #1

Q: What’s the best way to describe it when a woman says “She’s not into you?”

A: She told you she wasn’t the type to watch pre-school shows.

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Joke #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #4

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by himself?

Because he was…two tired!

Joke #5

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!

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