It may be cold and dreary outside, but these funny weather jokes are sure to make you smile! From snowman puns to sunshine jokes, we’ve got all the weather-related humor you need to brighten up your day.
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Jokes about the sun
Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why did the sun go to the dentist?
Because it had a cavity!
Why did the boy put a clock under his pillow?
He wanted to dream about time!
How does a cloud know its way around?
Because it has a weather map!
Jokes about the rain
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the boy put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
What does a lightning bolt do when it’s angry?
It strikes!
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Jokes about the snow
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did crossing guards stop letting school children cross at busy intersections?
Because it was getting too dangerous!
Jokes about the wind
Why did the prosecutor cross-examine the wind?
Because it was giving him a lot of hot air!
Why did the tornado go out with the south wind?
Because it was twirling!
Jokes about the weather in general
What’s the best thing about living in Seattle? Well, according to comedian Jeff Foxworthy, it’s that “you don’t have to mow your lawn for six months out of the year.”
Weather is a popular topic for comedians, and there are plenty of funny weather jokes out there. Here are a few of our favorites:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the hurricane!
What is a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister!
What’s a tornado’s favorite TV show?
The Weather Channel!
How does a cloud wash its car?
It rains!
Why are hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they come, they make a lot of noise and damage everything in their path! (This one might not be appropriate for younger kids.)
