A collection of funny water jokes for kids. If you are looking for a laugh, then check out these jokes about water.
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Table of Contents
Introduction
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!
What do you call a fish with no eyes and no mouth? A dead fish!
Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
How does a squid go into battle? Ready to ink!
What do you call a group of noisy frogs? A choir of croakers!
Water Jokes
Why did the water go to the doctor? because it was feeling a little off today!Why did the ice go to the doctor? because it was feeling a little chilly!Why did the water go to the spa? because it needed a refreshing day!Why did the water go to the gym? because it wanted to get toned!
What did the ocean say to the shore?
“Nothing, it just waved!”
Why did the boy cross the road?
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
What did one water molecule say to the other?
Q: What did one water molecule say to the other?
A: I lost an electron. Have you seen it?
Conclusion
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