Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny wasp jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got jokes to make you smile.
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Introduction
Are you looking for some funny wasp jokes to make you smile? Then look no further! We’ve got a whole selection of jokes about wasps that are sure to get you laughing.
So why not take a break from the stresses of life and enjoy a little wasp humor? After all, laughter is the best medicine!
The Best Wasp Jokes
A Wasp and a Bee
A Wasp and a Bee were arguing about which one was faster. The Wasp said, “I’m the fastest thing in the air.” The Bee said, “That’s not true, I can fly faster than you.” The Wasp said, “No, I can fly faster.” This went on back and forth until they decided to have a race to see who was the fastest.
The Bee flew first and he flew very fast. The Wasp was right behind him. The Bee tried to fly even faster, but he couldn’t shake the Wasp. Finally, theBee crossed the finish line first.
The moral of this story is: It doesn’t matter how fast you can fly if you’re going in the wrong direction.
A Wasp in the Office
A wasp walks into an office. The receptionist asks, “Can I help you?” The wasp replies, “I’m here to see the boss.” The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, but he’s in a meeting.” The wasp says, “I’ll wait.”
A few minutes later, the wasp is still waiting. The receptionist asks, “Are you sure you don’t want to leave a message?” The wasp says, “No, I’ll wait.”
A few more minutes go by and the wasp is still waiting. Finally, the boss comes out of his meeting and sees the wasp. He asks, “Can I help you?” The wasp says, “I’m here to see you about a job.” The boss says, “I’m sorry, but we’re not hiring.” The wasp says, “That’s ok, I’ll wait.”
Wasp in the Park
One day a wasp was flying through the park when he saw a bee sitting on a bench. The bee said to the wasp, “Hi there! What are you up to?”
The wasp replied, “I’m just flying around, enjoying the day.”
The bee asked, “What’s it like being a wasp?”
The wasp thought for a moment and then said, “It’s okay, I guess. But it’s not as sweet as being a bee.”
More Wasp Jokes
Wasp in the Kitchen
A wasp flew into the kitchen and saw a plate of cookies on the counter.
“Wow, that looks good!” he said.
He was about to land on the plate when a fly flew by and said, “Don’t do it! Those are trap-jars!”
“What do you mean?” the wasp asked.
“Those cookies are baited with a sweet smell, but they’re full of poison!” the fly warned.
The wasp thought about it for a moment, but he was so tempted by the cookies that he decided to take the risk.
He landed on the plate and ate one of the cookies. Immediately, his legs began to feel numb and he started to feel dizzy.
“I told you so!” the fly called out as he watched the wasp stumble around before falling to the ground, dead.
Wasp at the Zoo
One day a little girl went to the zoo. She saw a wasp in a cage. The wasp was walking around and around.
“Why is the wasp walking around like that?” she asked her mom.
“The wasp is walking around because it’s looking for a way to get out of the cage,” her mom explained.
The little girl thought for a moment. Then she said, “I know how the wasp can get out of the cage!”
“How?” her mom asked.
“By flying!” the little girl said.
Wasp on the Bus
A wasp gets on a bus. The driver says “Hey, that’s $2.50.” The wasp says “I don’t have any money, I’ll just stand here and sting people until I get off the bus.” The driver says “Suit yourself,” and the wasp starts stinging people. A few stops later, a guy with a big can of RAID gets on the bus, sprays the wasp, and kills it. The driver says “Hey, that’s $5.00.” The guy says “I don’t have any money, I’ll just stand here and kill bugs until I get off the bus.” The driver says “Suit yourself,” and the guy starts spraying bugs. A few stops later, a lady with a can of OFF! gets on the bus, sprays the guy, and he dies. The driver says “Hey, that’s $5.00.” The lady says “I don’t have any money, I’ll just stand here and keep people OFF! the bus until I get where I’m going.” The driver says “Suit yourself,” and the lady starts spraying people. A few stops later, a vampire gets on the bus. The driver says “Hey buddy, that’s $5.00.”
