Laugh your way through these funny jokes about our Washington commanders. You won’t be able to stop once you start reading!
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Jokes about George Washington
Why didn’t George Washington cross the Delaware?
Because he was afraid of getting wet!
Why did George Washington wear wooden teeth?
Because his real teeth were British!
George Washington may have been the father of our country, but he was also the father of some pretty bad jokes!
Jokes about other commanders in the Washington army
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the mosquito cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
