Funny Washing Machine Jokes to Make Your Day

Washing machine jokes that will make your day. If you are looking for a good laugh, then check out these jokes about washing machines.

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Joke #1

Why did the chicken go into the washing machine?

To get clean!

Joke #2

Q: What does a washing machine say when it’s hungry?

A: I’m starving!

Joke #3

Why did the washing machine go to the doctor?

To get a spin cycle!

Joke #4

Why did the washing machine break down?

Because it was overloaded!

Joke #5

Why did the washing machine break up with the dryer?

Because it was fed up with always being taken for a spin!

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