Looking for a little laughter in your day? Check out our collection of funny walking jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes about walking
Walking is a great form of exercise, but it can also be pretty funny. Here are some jokes about walking that will make your day.
Jokes about people who walk too slowly
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the slow walker cross the road?
So they could get to the other side… eventually.
How do you catch a slow walker?
You tie their shoes together!
What’s the difference between a slow walker and a snail?
Snails move faster when they’re carrying a house on their back!
Jokes about people who walk too fast
Why did the chicken walk so fast?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck walk so fast?
To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito walk so fast?
To get to the other side.
Why did the roadrunner walk so fast?
To get to the other side.
Jokes about people who walk in strange ways
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about shoes
Walking is a necessary but often unappreciated part of life. We joke about it, but we all do it every day. It’s time to put a smile on your face with these hilarious walking jokes. From shoes to dogs to babies, there’s a joke here for everyone. So put on your walking shoes and enjoy!
Jokes about people who wear shoes that are too small
Why did the man wear shoes that were too small?
Because he couldn’t find any that were big enough!
Jokes about people who wear shoes that are too big
You know you’re wearing shoes that are too big when:
-Your heel hangs over the back of the shoe
-Your toes curl up to try and hold onto the shoe
-You can fit your whole fist in the toe area
-The shoes make a ‘flapping’ noise when you walk
-Strangers stop you to ask if you’re wearing someone else’s shoes
Jokes about people who wear strange shoes
We all have our own unique sense of style. But sometimes, people take things a little too far. If you’ve ever seen someone wearing something that just doesn’t make sense, you might have a laugh at these jokes about people who wear strange shoes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Jokes about feet
There’s something about feet that just seems to be ripe for humor. Maybe it’s because they’re usually hidden away in socks and shoes, so we don’t think about them much. Or maybe it’s because they’re just kind of weird-looking. Whatever the reason, there are a lot of funny jokes out there about feet.
Jokes about people with big feet
What do you call a person with big feet? A foot fetishist!
What do you call a person with really big feet? A giant!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side without being stepped on!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side without being squashed!
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side of the street without getting run over!
Jokes about people with small feet
Why did the man with small feet cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why are people with small feet always so unhappy?
Because they know that the world is against them!
Jokes about people with smelly feet
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
