Looking for some funny vodka jokes to make your party more fun? Check out our collection of the best ones below!
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Introduction
Vodka jokes are a great way to add some fun to your party. Whether you’re looking for a way to break the ice or just want to make people laugh, there’s nothing like a good vodka joke.
Here are some of our favorite funny vodka jokes:
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the vodka bottle!
-How do you know if someone’s been drinking vodka? They wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a note that says “call me”!
-How do you know if you’re drinking too much vodka? You start seeing little green men!
-Why did the Russian cross the road? To get to the other side of the vodka bottle!
-How do you make a Russian mad? Take away their vodka!
Vodka Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. But why did the chicken want to get to the other side? Because there was a party on the other side, and that chicken wanted to get down.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack of vodka? 2.2 How do you catch a cheetah? 2.3 How do you make a plumber’s day?
Why did the chicken cross the road? 2. To get to the other side.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack of vodka? 2.2 A party animal!
How do you catch a cheetah? 2.3 You tie him to a post!
How do you make a plumber’s day? 2.4 You give him a raise!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny vodka jokes! If you’re looking for more party fun, be sure to check out our other joke collections, including our hilarious collection of cleaning jokes and our selection of funny bar jokes.
