Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny jokes for virgins. Whether you’re still waiting for your first time or you’re just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to get you laughing.
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Table of Contents
Introduction
This is a collection of funny jokes for virgins. If you are a virgin, or if you know someone who is, then these jokes are sure to get a laugh. So enjoy, and remember, always laugh at yourself first!
Why did the virgin cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What is a Virgin?
A virgin is someone who has never had sex. AVirgin is also someone who has never had sexual intercourse.
Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side.Why did the duck cross the road?To get to the other side.Why did the mosquito cross the road?To get to the other side.Why did the banana cross the road?Because he was sick of being mashed.Why did the boy cross the road?To get to the girl’s house.
For Men
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side.
For Women
What’s the difference between a man and a tampon?
A man comes in handy when you’re horny.
Why does a man put a condom on his penis before sex?
Because he doesn’t want to be pregnant!
Why did God create men first?
Because we all know everything would have been a complete mess if he created women first!
Conclusion
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